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PostPosted: 01/07/10 8:30 am • # 1 
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Domestic violence is never funny ~ so it must be my mood because I confess that this made me burst out laughing ~ Sooz


Police: Man attacked wife with meatloaf

Published: Jan. 7, 2010 at 2:15 PM

BRADENTON, Fla., Jan. 7 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man was arrested for allegedly smearing meatloaf in his wife's face while they were discussing a separation.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face Wednesday after she announced her intention to leave him, the Sarasota (Fla.) Herald-Tribune reported Thursday.

Deputies said they arrived at the home at about 7:45 p.m. and found the woman's face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce.

Ziegler, who told deputies he had not hit his wife, was arrested and charged with domestic battery.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/01/07/ ... 262891735/


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PostPosted: 01/07/10 8:54 am • # 2 
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Deputies said they arrived at the home at about 7:45 p.m. and found the woman's face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce.

She couldn't help but eat the evidence...


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PostPosted: 01/07/10 11:46 am • # 3 
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Don't feel bad, Sooz...assault with a meatloaf is inherently funny.



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PostPosted: 01/07/10 1:37 pm • # 4 
I'm having a hard time really believing that "assault" with a meatloaf is really something that requires police intervention. Food fight!!! Immature, sure, but if the meatloaf can be considered a weapon, maybe it was self defense to avoid eating it!


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PostPosted: 01/07/10 2:10 pm • # 5 
It could have been as hard as a rock. In which case, that would be assault with a deadly weapon.


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PostPosted: 01/07/10 7:34 pm • # 6 
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maybe its just me but i dont find this in the least bit amusing.


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PostPosted: 01/08/10 2:43 am • # 7 
You took the words right out of my mouth. Image


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PostPosted: 01/08/10 2:54 am • # 8 
Here's the deadly weapon....

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PostPosted: 01/08/10 3:03 am • # 9 
I would do anything for love
But I won't eat that! Image


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PostPosted: 01/08/10 7:07 am • # 10 
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i also laughed at an incident about a decade ago where a man was arrested after killing his wife for overcooking his ziti. i mean, such stuff is so absurd, that what can you do?


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PostPosted: 01/08/10 7:18 am • # 11 
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I can't even comment on that meatloaf case without going over the recipe she used. Exigent circumstances, anyone?


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PostPosted: 01/08/10 7:29 am • # 12 
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LMAO ~ "exigent circumstances" in this scenario are a definite possibility ~ Image

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PostPosted: 01/08/10 8:18 am • # 13 
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When you read something like this taken out of context, it's natural to laugh. But the truth is that humiliating a victim by throwing food at them, puoring food on them, or smashing food in their faces is a frequent occurrence in cases of domestic violence.


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PostPosted: 01/08/10 9:08 am • # 14 
I dunno, I think she should have just thrown the mashed potatoes and gravy back at him, and they'd be done with it.


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PostPosted: 01/08/10 4:32 pm • # 15 
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A salt with a meaty weapon


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