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PostPosted: 01/24/11 4:45 am • # 1 
Mon, January 24, 2011 7:09:44 AM
Secret Republican plot exposed
 

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January 24, 2011

Republicans Rehearsing Grouchy Facial Expressions for State of the Union

Boehner Leads Weeklong Seminar

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Preparing for what most political insiders agree is their most important performance of the year, congressional Republicans have spent the past week rehearsing their grouchiest facial expressions for Tuesday's State of the Union Address.

For seven grueling days, GOP congressmen have been behind closed doors, refining their best winces, grimaces, and other sourpuss mannerisms under the tutelage of Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio).

“Looking like you've just sucked on a lemon is harder than it seems,â€

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PostPosted: 01/24/11 5:03 am • # 2 
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LMAO ~ I was still laughing at "... a simple, tasteful jerking-off hand gesture" when I got to "... Michele Bachmann (R-Minn), who will give the official moron response" ~ both of those comments are gonna keep me giggling for hours ~ Image

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PostPosted: 01/24/11 5:27 am • # 3 
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Mr. Boehner said that while he wants his Republican members to look as grumpy a possible throughout Mr. Obama's speech,  "I want them to show him the same respect we would show to any other foreign visitor to our shores."
This just proves what I already think of Boehner: he is the most disrepectful, worthless pile of shit in American politics.  Oh wait... he shares that with Palin, McConnell, Cantor, Wilson, Bachmann...

What a sick litter of puppies.


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PostPosted: 01/24/11 6:14 am • # 4 
Andy Borowitz is a comedian and satirist .


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PostPosted: 01/24/11 6:17 am • # 5 
Sid ... He comes from OH ...Shaker Hts and same high school as one of my favorite men of all time ... Paul Newman.


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PostPosted: 01/24/11 6:22 am • # 6 
susanneinohio wrote:
Sid ... He comes from OH ...Shaker Hts and same high school as one of my favorite men of all time ... Paul Newman.
I don't care where he comes from... he's still a worthless pile of shit.


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PostPosted: 01/24/11 6:33 am • # 7 
No ,I am talking about the author of the OP , not J. Boehner. The author has had quite a career to date.


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PostPosted: 01/24/11 7:24 am • # 8 
Oh...

That doesn't excuse the repugnant choir of right wing dipshits.


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PostPosted: 01/24/11 4:01 pm • # 9 
I understand, Sid. I have had very little respect for the GOP congress behavior since the election. I find the punk style behavior to ensure the tax breaks to oven the most wealthy in this nation absurd with the deficit. I think wasting then tax payor time and money on repealing healthcare is beyond disgusting. Geez , already provisions are in place to do the right thing. I think the protesting too much to infer support for violent rhetoric makes no difference when that is counter tom experts rather than those no nothings was appalling. I think taking so long to make it clear,that the birthers were absurd was counter productive to the nation. Now the GOP in congress are on the attack in a culture war on females. That is counterproductive. Geez ,Obama was handed enough of a mess as it was with unfounded war and near financial collapse. Then the commitment to be against gays boils my blood. Oh well. I guess they find a way to sleep at moth but I sure don't know how. I sure hope some moderate reasoned people can set limits to get to some kind of constructiveness. I read that independents moving toward Obama always pretty centrist. I wonder why, lol.


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