LOL! Reminds me of the police blotter from the small town where I lived in Alabama.

I had to look up "sulky"

A sulky is a lightweight cart having two wheels and a seat for the driver only but usually without a body, generally pulled by horses or dogs, and is used for harness races. The term is also used for a light stroller, an arch mounted on wheels or crawler tracks and used in logging, or other types of vehicle having wheels and usually a seat for the driver, such as a plough, lister or cultivator.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulky

November 26 at 10:21 p.m. Middleton. Police are investigating a male who breached his undertaking. HUH?

My fave:

-- November 27 at 4:46 p.m. Middleton. A resident reported frequent phone calls from a person who doesn’t talk.

Thanks for the giggles and memories.

November 26 at 10:21 p.m. Middleton. Police are investigating a male who breached his undertaking. HUH?

Broke parole or violated some legal condition such as undertaking his breeches... and that which ensues.

A miscreant mortician?