So soon? Damn. I was hoping to see a hundred twenty old guys grappling on the Sistine floor, eye gouging and swinging their incense containers at each other like little, smoking maces. And the last one standing got to be Pope. His robe red with the blood of his vanquished rivals.

Now that's a wrasslin' match I'd like to see!

The Battle of the Walkers and Canes.

lol

I heard just today that they put a special cover on the Sistine Chapel floor for the conclave. I suppose that makes sense with 115 cardinals locked in there for a few days.

The Latin-American market is now covered for some time.
After that I predict a bullish move into the Asian market.

I understand this guy's of German heritage, Jab.

So?
You think we don't know how to make a fortune with religion?

On second thought, when did his family emigrate to Argentine? April/May 1945 by any chance?

I wonder if there was a run on depends before the conclave?

Or do they give the poor old guys a portapotty in the chapel?

I didn'rt want to say anything...

I take it back, Jab...He's the son of Italian immigrants to Argentina.

Oh well. So much for my attempt to start a new internet rumor.