green apple tree wrote:
"well, she SHOULD dress like this." (grade one girl, after being asked why she drew the principal with pink dreadlocks and a fringe miniskirt)
"the principal provides the community with communication, because he listens to everyone's complaints all day." (grade one girl, community helper project)
"because my parents paid me." (grade one boy, after being asked why it was important to pick up garbage outside on earth day)
"you're an overpaid poopyhead." (grade one boy, after being told to put his chair down and stop yelling)
"well, he was feeling left out, so we pushed him in the puddle too!" (group of grade one boys explaining why they were all dripping wet)
"because he's smaller than me, and I already gave him a big lump on his head yesterday." (grade one girl, after being asked why it was important to take care of her little brother)
"four rectangles and 2 squares makes a rectal prison" (grade three student, explaining the 3d shape he made)
"odd numbers are sad numbers because someone is always left out" (grade one girl, showing how even numbers of blocks can be paired up, but odd numbers can't)
"but i'm clean now. I had a shower." (kindergarten girl, after standing under the roof drain on the kinderpac at recess)