I confess the title caught my attention ~ and the residents' reactions in the clip are funny ~ ~ Sooz

Colorado moose falls in love with moose statue, attempts gay moose sex
By David Edwards
Tuesday, June 4, 2013 14:47 EDT


A Colorado moose bull isn’t hiding his feelings for a newly-installed male moose statue in the town of Grand Lake.

Within a week of the statue going up, residents started noticing that the moose was spending more time in the town.

“He’s not too shy,” Bob Balink explained to KUSA. “There’s two things he wants to do. And one of ‘em is eat.”

“The strange thing is he’s trying to mate with a statue,” he added. “Because they’re both male.”

The moose courtship has even become a tourist attraction in Grand Lake.

“He’s in love,” one woman told the station. “He’s nuzzling, and he kisses and he walks around, and he… gets on top of him.”

The moose has left a few scratch marks from mounting the statue, but residents don’t seem to mind.

“I say, what happens in Grand Lakes, stays in Grand Lakes,” a resident insisted to KUSA.

Watch the video below from KUSA, broadcast June 2, 2013. [Sooz says the clip is accessible via the end link]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/04/colorado-moose-falls-in-love-with-moose-statue-attempts-gay-moose-sex/

Is gay moose marriage allowed in Colorado?

Oh sure, but when I do that to a moose statue I get arrested.

you need a better costume.