I hadn't seen this over the summer, but it's still pretty darn accurate...

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/06/10 ... adictions/

5. The Government cannot create any jobs at all and can never reduce unemployment, only the private sector can do that.

The Conservative Contradiction: The Government has too many people on its payroll; we have to reduce the number of public sector jobs.

Ultimate Contradiction: See how many public sector jobs we’ve lost under Obama? He made unemployment worse!