Coming to you soon.

Hey, people laughed at me when I proposed ballistic package/pizza delivery, but it's on the way! Look for it from L.L. Bean or Domino's any time now. This silly little drone business...pfffft! Flash in the pan.

LL Bean delivers pizza? Who knew?

I don't care who or what delivers my pizza as long as it's fresh and hot. We have taken to ordering from Domino's that is just up the road. Their pizzas and wings have greatly improved in quality and their cheese bread is absolutely fantastic. We sometimes get our pizza too hot to eat! Gotta love that.

Besides they have a chocolate lava crunch cake that is scrumptious and I order it every now and then.

With my Ballistic Livery Arrival Method (BLAM!™), LL Bean can deliver long underwear, Domino's can deliver the meat eater's special, whatever! They just dial in your gps coordinates, count down from ten, and if all systems are "go" the product arrives moments later at your door (within two meters), still hot from re-entry.*

Invest now!

*Deliveries to mid-east customers are by Submarine Launched Arrival Method (SLAM!™), using CM (Cruise Module™) packaging.

Russian and Chinese customers receive shipments via IBLAM™.

At first, I was frightened by the drones. Now, I'm a little scared of Gramps.

LMAO, queenie! ~

Sooz

No need for that. Just an old guy trying to make a buck to support his impending retirement from a life of good works and service to humanity. Call if you would like info on franchise opportunities. Be sure to include your gps coordinates.

Grampatom is not too far off the mark. There once was a ballistics genius from Canada who, with the cooperation of the CIA and NASA, attempted to build a gun big enough to put a projectile into orbit.

Gerald Bull - and he was later assinated - - long story... wiki him...

I remember that guy. He was on the verge of installing the gun somewhere in the mideast, wasn't he?

"In other retail news, Jeff Bezos reveals that Amazon is experimenting with a system that would deliver parcels weighing up to five pounds via drones; heavier packages would be delivered via surplus World War II howitzers. Some observers express concerns about this concept, but it gets a rare five-star rating from The Washington Post."*

See?? What did I tell you?!

*From Dave Barry’s Review of 2013, the Year of the Zombies, in the New York Times

I saw the name of this thread and at first thought it was about those extremist feminists mentioned in the other thread.

God forbid this technology should ever fall into hands of the feminism industry.

"assinated".

I know that was a typo, but I love it just as it is!

i do that one a lot. it is like mississippi.

Iraq, if I remember correctly. It was called a super gun.