Yes, Nick, and since Obamacare there have been absolutely no attacks on the World Trade Center or, come to think of it, space aliens wanting to see your private parts. I will admit that I am not certain bout the last one because I truly have no idea what goes on in your head. Or your private parts, thank God.

there have been no world wars, either. nor have we had the blubonic plague.

wtf is wrong with some people?