Lee and Billy are cousins, Democrat and Republican respectively. At the family reunion they get to arguing about politics, so their grandmother tells them to knock it off. They keep at it, so she tells them to go get some more ice from the store and argue in the car. Which they do.
Halfway to the store a drunk driver crosses the median at full speed and kills them both in a head-on. Suddenly, Lee and Billy are standing before Jesus.
Jesus looks at Lee and says, “Let’s see… you’re a devout Christian, kept the commandments, helped others… you may enter into heaven.” Then he looks at Billy and says, “Hmm… lifelong Christian, kept the commandments, volunteered and donated to charity… you also may enter into heaven.”
Suddenly Billy pipes up and says, “Lord, while we got you here, can I ask you a couple of questions?”
Jesus says “Of course, my child.”
Billy says, “Didn’t more people watch Trump’s inauguration than any other?”
Jesus says, “No, my son, Obama’s inauguration had the biggest audience.”
“Well,” says Billy, “shouldn’t Hillary be in jail?”
“No, my son,” says Jesus, “the investigations into Benghazi and the emails were just show trials to cast doubt on her candidacy.”
“Uh huh,” says Billy. “But now, it’s true that there was no collusion between Trump and Russia, right?”
Jesus shakes his head and says, “Trump is a tool of Putin — he totally colluded.”
“Wow,” says Billy. He looks over at Lee and says, “Man, I had no idea the Deep State went this deep!”
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