Bruce Lindner
7 hrs · Milwaukie, OR ·
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Things I've Learned This Week
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• Lightning has struck twice in the same place. I ran into an old coworker at Costco yesterday, a week to the day after running into him there last Thursday. I hadn't seen him in two years, then boom... twice in a week. He's an amiable guy, but I think even he'd admit that we have uh, substantive ideological differences. I asked him what's cooking?
Him: "North Korea."
Me: "Yep, it's a serious mess. I'm betting you think it's Obama's fault?"
"Not just his. There's plenty of blame to go around. Clinton, Bush, Obama."
"Anybody else you can think of? Somebody more recent maybe?"
"Come on Bruce, he's only been in office seven months. But hey, how about that Condoleena Rice?
"What? Who? You mean Condoleezza Rice? What about her?"
"Yeah, her. She's going to have to testify about her meeting on the tarmac with Clinton. The Clintons are so corrupt!"
"What the HELL are you talking about? Are you talking about that Loretta Lynch thing?"
"Oh, yeah. Her. Not Condoloeena Rice."
(I went off script. I feel bad about it now, but I'd had it with him).
"You're an idiot." And I went about my shopping.
This is the result of an otherwise nice, relatively intelligent guy who's marinated his brain in Limbaugh and Fox News for 20+ years. I knew him pre-Rush, and while he was always a bit unique, he was never
. He is now.
• Speaking of Limbaugh... I always assumed he was a vile, shameless, despicable propagandist, but until this week, I didn't know how truly reckless he could be. When he told his audience that the warnings of Hurricane #Irma were being exaggerated by the media, or to promote business, that knocked it out of the park as far as I'm concerned:
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“Here comes a hurricane, local media goes on the air, ‘Big hurricane coming, oh, my God! Make sure you got batteries. Make sure you got water. It could be the worst ever. Have you seen the size of this baby? It’s already a Cat 5. Oh, my God, oh, my God, it’s bigger than the island of Haiti. Oh, my God.’ People run to the stores, they stock up everything, and they hoard. And they end up with vacant stores, nothing there. And it’s a big success. TV stations got eyeballs, the advertising businesses have sold out of business, gotta restock and the cycle repeats.”
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With as many listeners as that festering tub of pus has, someone, somewhere probably made the decision to ride it out in harm's way. And that person could possibly lose his/her life as a result. Irma is an existential threat. And for Limbaugh to mock that fact, is the pinnacle of irresponsibility. Sadly, not everyone realizes that Limbaugh's just a self-serving, bloviating gasbag. In fact, there are literally millions of Americans who look up to him. So I'm hoping the FCC will finally step in and remind him where the line is drawn. Major kudos to Al Roker of NBC, who took to Twitter and did exactly that.
• I'm really proud of my dad. He flew up here from the Bay Area on Wednesday to check out some assisted living centers in the Portland area. After 67 years in California, my parents have decided they want to be closer to the rest of the family (my brother Mark moved here last year). So Mark picked him up at the airport, they swung by to pick me up, then we headed out to the first of several senior centers he's interested in to take their tour.
Before the tour, the Director sat us all down to run through some Q's and A's. She kept glancing over at Mark and I as if the decisions were ours, only occasionally making eye contact with my dad. Finally, my dad reached into his pocket, pulled out a little notebook, and started asking HER some questions that he'd formulated on the flight up here. And he took notes based on her answers. Mostly technical stuff, e.g. insurance issues, additional costs due to this and that, etc. After that, he had her undivided attention and she his. And she never again glanced over at either my brother or myself.
I mean here he is, 25 months shy of his 100th birthday, he's walking upright on his own two feet, thinking with his own two hemispheres, and grilling this ersatz salesperson like a prosecutor. I was impressed! One thing cracked me up though; one of his main concerns? Whether or not they had Wi-Fi.
He may be old ma'am, but he'd earned his Phd in nuclear physics before your parents were born. And he's just as sharp today as he was then. He just moves slower.
• Oregon's pristine Columbia Gorge is on fire. At a news conference yesterday, Governor Kate Brown said she requested Federal wildfire assistance two weeks ago. "I was told point-blank 'NO.'" You're welcome, Oregon.
• Republicans in Congress are shocked, SHOCKED to find that the leader of their party has turned on them. Until this week, Sen. Minority Leader was just "that clown." And House Minority Leader was persona non grata. But since the current friction between the Oval Office and his sycophants has erupted, suddenly they're "Chuck and Nancy." Welcome to reality, Republicans. You created this Hulk à l'Orange, remember? Good luck controlling it. If that chafing gets too unpleasant, Mitch, try rubbing it with a little KY (the jelly, not the state).
• Have you ever dealt with deep, institutional bureaucracy? I have, and it's not fun. But I've never, EVER dealt with anything like what I've been going through with the Indian Consulate just to get a visa. You have to fill out several pages at one website, you then go to a second website for more grilling, then a third to pay your fees, then back to the first for completion. Then if all goes well (it hasn't for me), you mail them your passport, and it's mailed back to you stamped with an entry visa. I just completed my third attempt, and I think I'm making progress. I got a text message yesterday telling me that my application has been received and is "presently under consideration." Miracle of miracles.
• Note to any would-be visitors to India: Should you decide to go there and you're willing to go through the aforementioned obstacle course
, prepare to be asked about Pakistan.
(The following contains heavy doses of #Lindnersnark, but you get my drift.)
Q) Have you ever been to Pakistan?
A) No.
Are either of your parents of Pakistani descent?
No.
Have either of your parents ever been to Pakistan?
No.
Do you have relatives in Pakistan?
No.
Do you have friends in Pakistan?
No.
Have you ever picked up a social disease from a Pakistani?
No. Okay, yes. But just that one time.
I remember flying from Cairo to Tel Aviv several years ago, and even THAT was a cakewalk compared to this. It's been 70 years since partition. I guess even hand-me-down hatred dies hard.
• Notice whose name I DIDN'T mention this week? I'm working on dialing it back while Special Counsel Mueller completes his work.
• Finally, good luck and take cover, Floridians. You will rebuild. Property is expendable. Lives are not.