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PostPosted: 12/17/08 11:40 am • # 1 
In a couple of words.... OH HELL YES! I've come to absolutely hate Christmas. I love all the decorations everywhere but I hate trying to find time to pull all the boxes out of this crawl space I have in this house. I should really get rid of a lot but THERE'S NO TIME TO SORT! We can't have just one Christmas tree... no. We have to have a fucking 9 foot tree in the living room (with 36,392 branches to stick into those little holes) and another downstairs. I'd sooner stick an ornament on my phylodendrum next year.
Shopping... I hate shopping anyway. HATE IT! In fact, I never shop. If I need something, I go in as quickly as I can, find the first suitable semblance of what it is I need, and get out. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... my kids want SPECIFIC items and styles! And forget the cheap stuff... if its not Abercrombie or Hollister, they'd sooner go naked. I'm beginning to agree that they should. Lest we mention the f'ing video systems (they can't share.. they each need their own).. expensive games and accessories... oh and we can't be without computers and cell phones! And then there's the mom and dad and steps to buy for, not to mention the nieces (one of whom isnt' even born yet, but I HAVE A LIST from the evil sister-in-law for Nameless Niece #2).... HELLO I'M FREAKIN' BROKE ANYWAY!!!!!!!!
Oh oh oh... and this year they wanted freakin' Christmas cookies. I'm going to a bakery next year. I still have flour in my nose and dough in my fingernails from yesterday's 200 cookie baking excursion. Never again. NE-VERRRRR!
Did I mention the outside Christmas lights? We got em' everywhere... along with stupid light up Santas and bells and candy canes. My house can probably be viewed from the space station. My electric bill alone will probably keep Duke Energy in profit well into 2009.
So yes, I find Christmas stressful. I will continue to wear my plastic smile and be fucking cheery until the evening of the 25th. Then I shall disappear and hide from my family for the next six weeks. I hope I taught the kids how to make grilled cheese well enough. If not, there's always PBJ's for dinner.


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PostPosted: 12/17/08 3:23 pm • # 2 
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Your description is ... ummm ... HILARIOUS! ~ I can only imagine how stressed you are ~ my next-younger sister was married to a guy who celebrated Christmas ~ and she really got into it, mostly because it was new and novel to her ~ that lasted MAYBE 3 years ~ I think that was maybe the year her then-3yo son [my adored nephew Zachary, who is now 21] was chasing the dog and they managed to knock over a 7', fully-decorated, tree ~ I think it was that same year that, with 20 people expected for dinner, we had ordered a honey-baked ham ~ and when we opened the package Christmas morning to get it into the oven, our honey-baked ham turned out to be a smoked turkey breast ~ and all the "fixins" we were preparing were geared to ham ~ Image ~ but your prospect of 6 weeks of solitude makes it ALMOST sound like a good trade-off ~

Hang in there, kiddo ~ I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy it's not me ~



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PostPosted: 12/18/08 3:47 pm • # 3 
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Fluffy, this is specifically for YOU ~ if you get 6 weeks of solitude for your hard work, I'm thinking this woman is entitled to, oh say, 5 years of solitude ~ Image ~ are you feeling a bit like ... ummm ... a lightweight now??? ~ LOL ~ Sooz


N.C. family has 61 Christmas trees

Published: Dec. 18, 2008 at 12:39 PM

TRINITY, N.C., Dec. 18 (UPI) -- A mother in Trinity, N.C., says her family home has 61 Christmas trees, each of which is decorated with a different theme.

Bren Knox said her home's Christmas trees began to multiply 11 years ago when her daughter requested a tree in her bedroom to help her sleep while Knox was out of town, WFMY-TV, Greensboro, N.C., said Wednesday.

During the ensuing years, Knox said she added tree after tree to the home and began creating themes for each of the holiday items. Among the themes featured in the Knox home are chef and fruit-themed trees.

"When people hear how many trees I have in my home, they think I'm crazy," the mother of two said. "But once they come in, they say it is the most magnificent, beautiful thing they've ever seen."

Knox, who occasionally holds open houses to showcase her tree collection, told WFMY-TV her favorite tree contains items her children personally made.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/18/ ... 229621947/



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