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PostPosted: 04/14/09 4:40 am • # 1 

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains,

"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,

bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them

and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again. He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves. Hopsanother ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again,until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says...



"Hair Spray

Restores life to dead hair,

and adds permanent wave."



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PostPosted: 04/14/09 4:48 am • # 2 
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PostPosted: 04/14/09 4:55 am • # 3 
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Brilliant, ini. Thanks for posting. Image



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PostPosted: 04/14/09 5:54 am • # 4 
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PostPosted: 04/14/09 10:09 am • # 5 
One more GRO [img]/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/ohwell.gif[/img] Image [img]/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif[/img] OAN for the list.


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PostPosted: 04/14/09 2:37 pm • # 6 
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Two nuns are on vacation in Transylvania, driving through the countryside in a rented automobile, Sister Elizabeth at the wheel. A very large bat lands on the hood and sits there leering at them.
"Oh dear, Sister Mary, exclaims Sister Elizabeth, "What shall I do?"
"Honk the horn!", says Sister Mary, and she does, but the bat doesn't move.
"It's not working!", cries Sister Elizabeth, and Sister Mary says, "Turn on the windshield wipers!"
This also has no effect, except that the bat creeps closer across the hood, to Sister Elizabeth's horror, and she flashes the headlights, hons the horn and swerves violently from one side of the road to the other.
Finally Sister Mary yells, "SHOW HIM YOUR CROSS!!"
So sister Elizabeth cranks down the window, sticks her head out, and says, "HEY S**T-HEAD! GET THE F**K OFF MY CAR!!"


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PostPosted: 04/14/09 8:09 pm • # 7 
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PostPosted: 04/15/09 5:52 am • # 8 
Most Excellent Gramps ... I yamm crossed ... Even !! Image


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