My crazy hubby wonders: If they don't behave, do the owners spank the monkey?
I finally had time to read the article and LOL @ the author's questions, especially #6 and #8:
Anna says the whole thing creeped her out. Me, I'm left with burning questions:
1. How were these monkeys chosen? Was there a monkey casting call?
2. Do the monkeys bathe in that sink, or do they just lick themselves clean?
3. Do the monkeys fight to get the best sections?
4. Do the monkeys serve any meals containing monkey meat or brains?
5. Is this a unique dining experience, or do other animals run restaurants in Japan, too?
6. Can we train Canadian beavers to deliver my nachos?
7. What if masked monkeys brought us everything? Will monkeys soon deliver our mail, pizza, subpoenas, and divorce papers?
8. Why am I so attracted to the monkey in the girl mask? What's wrong with me?
How about you...would you enjoy being served by a monkey?