One ticket. Back in the 80's sometime. speeding. 70 in w 55 zone, hwy 33 6 mi. west of Baraboo, Deputy Westegaard, Malibu station wagon , maroon, he suggested next time I should set the cruise on 55 (I'd had it set on 70), on my way home from demonstrating a 3M copy machine to a company that made seats for conversion vans. They did not buy that day. For the life of me I cannot remember how much the fine was. I am not kidding. It made an impression on me, though.

One time my wife got a traffic ticket, took it to court and got it reduced to disorderly conduct. No kidding.