He: (takes stocking cap off)
He: I got my hair cut today. What do you think?
She: (long silence)
He: Every time I get a haircut you find something wrong with it! What is it this time?
She: They cut your sideburns way up.
He: (raises hand to cheek, fingers trace line where sideburn should start)
She: Don't you even tell them what you want?
He: No. They're supposed to be experts.
She: Well, they cut your sideburns way up above your glasses.
He: Does it make me look like an old guy?
She: Yes, it does.
He: Well, I am on old guy.
She: ...look like you went one of those old places where there's one old man cutting hair.
He: And there's a spittoon?
She: Right.
He: Ha!
She: Put your hat back on.
He: (pulls hat on)
He: You like my hat?
She: No.

Aww, gramps, you can't win for losing in that conversation.

Here are two that, when we recall them, has us giggling:

#1 from 4 years ago

He: I think the tubs in here are bigger.
Me (hearing Tums) Really? I don't know I use the ones in the computer room
He: (looking at me like I have 3 heads) What are you talking about?
Me: I haven't noticed that they are bigger
He: WTF are you talking about??!!
Me: The TUMS!
He: I said TUBS, TUBS!
Me: dissolving into a fit of giggles that had me crying, with him joining in.

#2 from 3 years ago

Me (searching for some plastic patio chairs) I found some chairs.
He: Where are they?
Me: By the exit doors, come look.
He: Do you think they will fit?
Me: The balcony is huge. I don't see a problem.
He: Looking at me like I was an idiot. Huh?
Me: I think they will fit with room left over for our BBQ
He: With another "look". I meant, will they fit in the car?
Me: dissoving into a fit of giggles.
We laughed all the way home.

Good examples, Roseanne. We're both starting to have hearing problems. We guess at the parts we don't actually hear, and continue from there, which makes for some funny moments, if they weren't so frustrating.