Ok, so there is an ad that says something like "our commitment to free-run eggs" and every time I see it, this is what pops into my warped brain. Blame old cartoons. Shouldn't it be eggs from free-run chickens?

That's the first thing I thought of too.

Better keep the egg cartons closed. Those little suckers will eat everything if they escape.

You've never heard of scrambling eggs ?

Reminds me of this cartoon...

And a few more from the strange mind of Gary Larson

Good ones, John