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No I'm not bragging. It's just something I picked up off the internet:
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment.
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks’, and re-turned to the stove.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?"
She explained, “The egg timer's broken."[i]
And then there was this one about the Facts of LIfe:
[i]5 Undeniable Facts of Life
1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
I haven't verified these on "Snopes", but they sound about right !!
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