Bubba has shingles

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roseanne

Post subject: Bubba has shingles

Posted: 08/10/11 10:23 am • # 1

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Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had....
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

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sooz06

Post subject: Bubba has shingles

Posted: 08/10/11 10:44 am • # 2

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LOL, roseanne ~ I've told this true 'dad' story before ~ years ago, my dad had a doc appointment ~ when the nurse escorted him to the exam room, she told him to strip to his waist and she'd be back in a few minutes ~ so my dad took off his shoes, socks, slacks and shorts ~ he was sitting on the exam table, bare-assed but with his shirt buttoned and his tie in place ~ my dad said the nurse was at a loss for words when she returned to the exam room ~ when she collected herself, she asked him what he was thinking ~ so my dad answered that she told him to strip to the waist ... but she didn't specify from which end ~

Maybe now you can believe my claim that my own warpedness is a direct 'gift' from my father ~

Sooz

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roseanne

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Posted: 08/10/11 1:20 pm • # 3

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Love it sooz! What a guy.

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