Tim, buddy, you gotta turn your radio down, OK?

(long pause). 'OK, it's off.'

Thanks, pard. And now, by the authority vested in me by KIDD Radio, and by our sponsors, Bernies Wholesale Tires (where the rubber meets the road), and Earl's Pawn, your home of fine used saddles and turquoise jewelry, I pronounce you manwife and manwife, subject, of course, to those lawsuits working their way through the courts in California. I don't think there'll be any problem, but of course we gotta say that disclaimer, right?

Anyway, congratulations, Kevin & Tim, if you'll stay on the line, we'll get your full names and addresses so we can send out your certificates of marriage, be there in a couple of days, and we'll throw in a couple of coupons for car washes and oil changes out at Bernies, OK? OK. And if you haven't gotten around to picking out rings yet, you get on down to Earls Pawn, hear? He's got some really beautiful settings down there, and you can't beat those prices. Good luck, guys.
OK, next we have Lisa on line three..."

gramp