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PostPosted: 02/11/09 1:34 am • # 1 

The New Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Classic: Books which people praise but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest ... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills ... LOLOL ... Even !! Image



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PostPosted: 02/11/09 4:43 am • # 2 
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Ini, this is FABULOUS ~ LOL ~ I'm gonna share it far and wide via email ~

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