Okay, okay ~ I've been looking but I'm not yet convinced that "Mother Nature" is my style ~

Hmmm....if you want the nature look, you could try going all out and coming "au natural".

Also toying with being a "Lady Knight" ~

That'd make Jab's sword stand up.

But, at the moment, "Medusa" is gaining favor ~ I'm partial to the second one, but I think it makes my ass look bigger than it is

One look at you in either of those outfits would turn him to stone in short order.

I'm honored to be a bridesmaid for you! What is your color choice for the bridesmaids?

fuscia

You mean my leasure suit is going to look out of place?

Actually, I will be wearing a black tux along with a top hat and cape (afterall, I am a distinguished elder)...

Here you go, sid.  Looking rather dapper, too, I'd say:

I hope it's alright to wear shorts (black, of course!) and flip-flops with that tux and hat, Jim?

What a great pic! Amazingly he looks very much like my oldest brother Dale too! (who would be walking me down the aisle)
  

I need to know if your comment is for youself or for Sid, jab ~ after all, it might impact my choice between Lady Knight and Medusa ~

Sooz 

My dog Mickey, the St. Bernard, could carry it around her neck for you.  Now we've got a place for her in the wedding party too.  Chillee, the chihuahua, can be an usher.  He'll just nip ankles until people get in place.
  

Don't you worry a thing, Sooz.
I went through my old Marvel mags and ordered a pair of x-ray spectacles



and stocked up on various enhancers from the same magazine, if you know what I mean.

Besides Jim promised to send me half of his Vialis stash.

After much thought, and in accordance with my perception of most of the group, I have decided to fit in, for a change, and go green for Butterfly and Jim's weeding.

My gown is made of the finest European hemp and made in Romania in a sweatshop free environment.

Although it pains me, please take note of my earth shoes.

You miss-understand. It's a wedding. There's no yard work involved at all.

ROTF!!!!

Sooz, I see a long standing 'green' thread, not a bad thing.


Jeez, the Jabra that I remember was a master of Irony - LOL!