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PostPosted: 06/01/10 3:55 pm • # 1 
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PostPosted: 06/01/10 6:17 pm • # 2 
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PostPosted: 06/02/10 2:26 am • # 3 






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PostPosted: 06/02/10 7:49 am • # 4 
Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips


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PostPosted: 06/02/10 8:06 am • # 5 
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The bride from Guangzhou, China set the world's longest bridal train record at 219 yards

A Chinese bride accented her gown with a train that was over 600 ft long and weighed over 220 lbs. Xie Qiyun had this photos taken in front of a hotel in Guangzhou, the capital of Guangdong Province on her special day.

According to Guinness, the longest wedding dress train measured 1362 m [4468 ft 5.94 in] and was created by Andreas Evstratiou in Paphos, Cyprus, in February 2007



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PostPosted: 06/02/10 8:10 am • # 6 

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A Chinese bride is hoping to get her name in the record books after getting married in a 1.4 mile-long wedding dress.
More than 200 guests took over three hours to unroll Lin Rong's wedding train and pin on 9,999 red silk roses for her wedding Will and Guy have learned . Groom Zhao Peng, aged 28, a railway worker from northeast Jilin province, China, said he wanted to challenge the current world record of 1,579 metres. His family was initially not too impressed at the £3,500 cost.

Lin Rong, the bride, reportedly laughed and cried at the romantic gesture.

Zhao bought the materials and asked his relatives for help in making the wedding dress by hand, which took three months to finish.

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PostPosted: 06/02/10 8:44 am • # 7 
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The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

SPEAKING "WIFE"

The wife says:
Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.


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PostPosted: 06/02/10 10:43 am • # 8 
Is this what some woman sound like Jim?Image.....wheeew! your lucky!... none of them sound like me!ImageImage


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PostPosted: 06/02/10 11:08 am • # 9 
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Butterfly4you wrote:
Is this what some woman sound like Jim?Image.....wheeew! your lucky!... none of them sound like me!ImageImage
The wife means: You better get used to it Image


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PostPosted: 06/02/10 2:48 pm • # 10 
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I wonder if the newly wedded couple will leave in the same  car or separately?


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PostPosted: 06/02/10 5:47 pm • # 11 
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ff- love the cello as bass thing.  only seen that one other time- a group called


subtle


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PostPosted: 06/03/10 3:09 am • # 12 
http://www.reuters.com/news/video/story?videoId=87457165&videoChannel=4


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PostPosted: 06/06/10 7:29 am • # 13 
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WHY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well......it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: 

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Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, 
a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls, they consume all his thoughts and he sleeps like a baby.



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PostPosted: 06/06/10 7:30 pm • # 14 
Only got the dreaded red X....


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